“A very intersting resume’, Mr. Dancer, “very interesting indeed, but I’m afraid that the job you’re applying for has very specific requirements, and unfortunately there’s nothing here that will tell me if you’re qualified for this position!!!” “Exactly what is the position I’m applying for,” Mike Dancer asked the personnel director, “the add was little bit murky as far as the job description went!?!” “And with good reason,” Joanne Ford replied quickly, “the job in question is of an extremely personal nature, and requires the utmost of discretion by whom ever finally fills is, do I make myself clear!?!” “Uh, not really,” Mike replied, “I’m not usually so slow on the uptake, but I’m afraid that you’ll have to be a little more specific!!!” “Agreed,” Joanne replied softly, “from what I’ve seen so far you are more than qualified for the job, you’re young and athletic, a good student, bright, and from what I can tell a good conversationalist, but unfortunately, there is one more physical requirement that must be measured up to and if you don’t pass muster there, the interview ends right here!!!
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Mike looked quizzically across the desk at Joanne Ford, and replied in exasperation, “well I guess then that we’re done then, because I haven’t a clue what you’re talking about,” while standing up to get ready to leave!!! “Please, sit down for just another minute,” Joanne asked in a hushed tone, “have you ever heard of Eleanor Parkman, our president and CEO!?!” “Who hasn’t,” Mike replied while retaking his chair, “she’s one the the ten richest women in the country, powerful beautiful, and from what I’ve heard, pretty hard to work for!!!” “To a tee, Mr. Dancer,” Joanne quickly replied, “but you left out one important detail!!!” “And what’s that,” Mike asked!?! “The fact that she’s single and never been married,” Joanne Ford replied, “that is the missing detail!!!” “Okay,” Mike replied, “I’ll bite, why is it so important that she’s never been married!?!” “Because of her heavy work load,” Joanne explained, “Ms. Parkman never has had the time nor inclination to get married or involved personally with a man because she feels that having a relationship would take away from her work, and since failure is an anathema to her, she would never try anything that was sure to not to work out!!!” Mike sat there listening intently to what Joanne Ford was saying as she continued on, “Now Eleanor Parkman is a normal woman with normal physical needs, but since she has no time for a regular relationship, she found that for her, the best way to handle the situation is by hiring a young man such as yourself to be her companion!!!”
Ben sat nervously waiting in Miss Wilkins’ office for her to come in and conduct the job interview! He really needed this job because the tuition for his last year in college was due in another two months, and after looking everywhere for a summer job, not a one was to be found! He heard of this opening last night in a bar down on Clancy St. while some guy bragged that he had made over a thousand dollars in just one week working at the Oasis Health Spa, and what’s more, they needed another guy right away! Ben decided right then and there to be at the spa at eight the next morning to see if he could get that last spot for himself, so now here he was getting ready to be interviewed by the personnel director, a Miss Erica Wilkins.
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ten minutes later, in walked an average looking woman wearing glasses and dressed in a dark blue women’s business suit, and while reaching out her hand she said, ‘I’m Erica Wilkins, and you must be Ben Carter!” “Yes ma’am,” answered Ben in a low voice. “Well, Ben,” said Erica Wilkins, “this is a job that requires the utmost in discretion as well as, shall we say stamina!” “As you were told, this job pays rather well, up to two to three hundred dollars a day, now believe me when I tell you that you will earn every penny of it and sometimes feel underpaid!” Ben listened to what Miss Wilkins was saying, but wondered what in the world he could possibly do to earn that kind of money and yet be under paid. “Ben, do you have any idea what we do here at Oasis,” she asked? Well,” Ben replied, “it’s a fat farm I guess, you know exercise and eight hundred calorie per day diets, or something like that.” “That just barely scratches the surface,” Miss Wilkins said, “we give a total body and mind rejuvenation so to speak, the women who come here not only want to cleanse their bodies, but they want mental nourishment as well.” Miss Wilkins then reached into a desk drawer and removed a stack of what appeared to be eight by ten photograghs, and after handing him the top picture she continued, “This is one of our clients who comes in at least three times a year, and as you can see she is still quite over weight.” Ben stared at the photo of a fifty five year old woman who must have weighed in at two hundred and fifty pounds, and to top that off she was totally naked! “These women come here expecting more than any other facility would or could ever possibly provide them,” she added, “now while not the most attractive of God’s creatures, they do have their physical needs, am I coming through to you now Ben?” It was just then dawning on him, they wanted him to make love to their over weight clients for money! “I think so, yeah,” answered Ben! “Could you do it, though,” asked Miss Wilkins? “I don’t know,” replied Ben, “they’re so fat, and I’ve never…..” “I know it’s hard to decide on such a short notice,” she said, “what do you say we let you meet one of our clients in a neutral setting so you can get a feel for her as a person, believe me, that makes a big difference in your ability to perform!”
It had been over a month since I had been fired from that miserable laundry. The old man had moved me around from one job to another, it was no wonder I couldn’t make sense of any of them. Finally, when he had me working all by myself at night, the buzzard caught me masturbating on a pile of dirty laundry. People from the old country just don’t understand that a girl has needs that sometimes have to be dealt with. Besides, judging from the cum stain on his trousers, I suspect he was playing right along with me in the dark but, yeah, I get fired. Real fair, right?
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Who knew finding a job would be so tough? I’m young and healthy with a shapely body and a pretty face. My long, black hair is straight and clean. How come all these freaks and losers have jobs but nobody was hiring me? I was beginning to think there was some kind of black list against hiring pretty Chinese-American girls, I swear. At least that day I had an interview. I’d filled out dozens of applications without hearing a word back. I figured this was, at least, a chance and I was determined to make it pay off.
“A very intersting resume’, Mr. Dancer, “very interesting indeed, but I’m afraid that the job you’re applying for has very specific requirements, and unforturnately there’s nothing here that will tell me if you’re qualified for this position!!!” “Exactly what is the position I’m applying for,” Mike Dancer asked the personel director, “the add was a little bit murky as far as the job description went!?!” “And with good reason,” Joanne Ford replied quickly, “the job in question is of an extremely personal nature, and requires the utmost of discretion by whom ever finally fills it, do I make myself clear!?!” “Uh, not really,” Mike replied, “I’m not usually so slow on the uptake, but I’m afraid that you’ll have to be a little more specific!!!” “Agreed,” Joanne replied softly, “from what I’ve seen so far you are more than qualified for the job, you’re young and athletic, a good student, bright, and from what I can tell a good conversationalist, but unfortunately, there is one more physical requirement that must be measured up to and if you don’t pass muster there, the interview ends right here!!!
Mike looked quizzically across the desk at Joanne Ford, and replied in exasperation, “well I guess then that we’re done then, because I haven’t a clue what you’re talking about,” while standing up to get ready to leave!!! “Please, sit down for just another minute,” Joanne asked in a hushed tone, “have you ever heard Eleanor Parkman, our president and CEO!?!” “Who hasn’t,” Mike replied while retaking his chair, “she’s one the the ten richest women in the country, powerful beautiful, and from what I’ve heard, pretty hard to work for!!!” “To a tee, Mr. Dancer,” Joanne quickly replied, “but you left out one important detail!!!” “And what’s that,” Mike asked!?! “The fact that she’s single and never been married,” Joanne Ford replied, “that is the missing detail!!!” “Okay,” Mike replied, “I’ll bite, why is it so important that she’s never been married!?!” “Because of her heavy work load,” Joanne explained, “Ms. Parkman never has had the time nor inclination to get married or involved personally with a man because she feels that having a relationship would take away from her work, and since failure is an anathema to her, she would never try anything that was sure not to work out!!!” Mike sat there listening intently to what Joanne Ford was saying as she continued on, “Now Eleanor Parkman is a normal woman with normal physical needs, but since she has no time for a regular relationship, she found that for her, the best way to handle the situation is by hiring a young man such as yourself to be her companion!!!”
