“These bitches are fuckin’ slobs,” Hank Edmonds mumbled while dumping another trash can containing a half full cup of coffee, “but I guess they could give a rats ass about a working stiff like me!!!” It was just another night in paradise for Hank, as made his way around the offices of the noted feminist magazine, BALL BREAKER, while fulfilling his duties as janitor of the twenty second floor in the Bingston Building!!! Two law firms, one accounting office, an import-export business plus the magazine kept Hank pretty busy until six a.m. punch out, but is was the BALL BREAKER office that always took the most time!!! Quietly moved from desk to desk and wearing a pair of headphones to help pass the time, Hank hadn’t even noticed that the large corner office over looking the river was still occupied even though it was almost one thirty in the morning!!! He was just finishing up with the area out side that office when he looked up and with total surprise muttered, “Well if it isn’t the head cunt herself!!!”
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While she didn’t work late often, Hollis Beckman was busily writing an editorial for the up coming issue of BB, and while she wasn’t surprised to see him working at this late hour, she was quite put out at the comment she had heard him plainly utter just seconds before!!! “What did you say,” she said while striding out of her office and confronting Hank right there on the spot!?! After turnng down the volume on his tape deck, Hank put down his duster and replied, “I’m sorry ma’am, I couldn’t hear you on account of my head phones!!!” “I just want you to know that I heard your crude comment and will be reporting you to your superiors in the morning,” she said with utter disdain!!! “What comment,” he fired back quickly, “I didn’t say a word to you, lady!?!” “Well,” she replied acidly, “then I guess you were referring to some other head cunt!!!” Listening to the haughty bitch ladling out her insipid drivel would have been funny if it weren’t so sad, so showing a total lack of remorse, he fired back, “You fucking bitches take the cake, a bunch of dried up old hags that couldn’t get fucked if you had hundred dollar bills coming out of your cunts!!!” It had been quite awhile since anyone had spoken to her in such a insolent manner, and momentarily she was taken aback, but she quickly retorted, “Don’t you dare raise your voice to me, sonny, you’re in enough trouble the way it is!?!”
“I wonder what we’ll being painting tonight,” Sharon said to her classmate, Hazel, as both they and five or six other women entered the studio of the adult art class at the local junior college, “I dunno,” Hazel replied, “but I’m getting tired of all this still life crap, I hope for once we get to paint a portrait of somebody!!!” “Me too,” Sharon replied quickly while taking her place behind her easel in the third row, “that’s really the reason I took this course, I wanted to learn how to paint faces and stuff like that!!!” The room was filling up rapidly with would be artists, and while they were taking their seats, Gail Forest, the course instructor, was busy passing out the work that she had graded from last week’s session!!! When she stopped at Sharon’s seat, she handed her the picture of a bowl of fruit and commented, “You’re showing real progress, Sharon, keep up the good work!!!”
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When all of the paintings were handed out, Gail Forest took her place in the the front of the class and offered, “Most of you are doing even better than I had thought possible, but painting a bowl of fruit or a picture of tree is a lot different than painting a real live person, so tonight, for the first time, you’re going to get the chance to paint a portrait!!!” There was a rumbling of excitement from the students as Gail Forest continued, “I know that this will be the most difficult assignment yet,” she declared, “but you’ve gotta start sometime, right, so without further ado, I’ll ask our model for the evening to take his place up on the podium and begin posing!!!” A young good looking man of about twenty one or two then came out from behind a curtain, and much to the shock of all of the women in the class, he casually dropped his robe and began posing in the nude!!! Gail Forest could see the look of shock on everyone’s faces, but in a stern forceful voice she admonished them, “Come on now ladies, the classic nude is one of art’s greatest challenges, so stop gawking and let’s start painting, and by the way, I’ll be circulating as usual and will offer you any assistance that I can!!!” Sharon looked over to Hazel, and with a shrug of her shoulders and a quick grin, went about the task of painting the wonderfully built young man on the raised platform in the front of the room!!! Pretty soon the room quieted down as the women began their first attempt at painting a real live person and Sharon was so caught up in her work, at first she didn’t even notice that the young man was getting an incredibly large erection!!! There was a slight tittering of laughter from some of the women, but Gail Forest quickly cut them off by saying, “Just paint what you see ladies, I think were mature enough to handle the situation don’t you!?!”
Helen Boyer surveyed, glanced up at the clock on the classroom wall, and with a couple of hard raps on her desk with the butt end of a ruler, quickly brought her fifth period Human Sexuality and Family Planning class to order!!! “Okay everyone,” she ordered, “please open your books to chapter eleven, page two hundred fifty two, today we’re going to be discussing condoms and when we should be using them!!!” “Now, how many of you use condoms when engaging in sexual intercourse, please raise your hands!?!” “Well, that’s almost all of you, but a few of you didn’t raise your hands,” she continued, “and I think it would be helpful if those of you who don’t use condoms tell us why, so we’ll start with you Judy, can you tell us why you and your boy friend aren’t using condoms during sex!?!”
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With a slight look of embarrassment on her face, Judy offered, “Well, uh, you see my boy friend says it doesn’t feel as good when he wears one, and frankly, I have to admit that when he ejaculates, I love feeling his hot sperm filling me up!!!” “Several of the other girls in the room were nodding in agreement at Judy’s assessment, when a thin blonde raised her hand and chimed in with, “For me it’s a little different, when my boy friend and I are having intercourse and he’s just about ready to ejaculate, he almost always pulls out and shoots his sperm all over my belly and breasts, so if he was wearing a condom he couldn’t shoot it on me!!!” Miss Boyer nodded her head and added, “Well girls, those are two very good reasons for not wearing a condom, does anyone else have anything to add before we go on with the lesson!?!” A shy girl in the back row, slowly raised her hand and almost whispered, “I have a good reason too, Miss Boyer!!!” “Good, Alicia,” Miss Boyer replied, “would you like to share it with us please!?!” With her head bowed from embarrassment, the eighteen year old replied, “My boy friend has a beautiful penis that’s over nine inches long and very thick when he’s erect, and well uh, you see I just love giving him oral sex and sometimes when he’s just about ready to cum in my mouth, he’ll pull out his penis, push me down, and then quickly mount and fuck me, so if we had to take the time to put on a condom the whole purpose of a quick hard fuck would be lost!!!” Upon hearing Alicia describing in great detail her boy friend’s huge cock and intimate details of their sex life, at least half of the class began breathing shallowly while crossing and uncrossing their legs!!! “My goodness, Alicia,” Miss Boyer stammered, “and who is your boyfriend, he sounds like a superman!?!”
“Sit down, Beth,” the warden exclaimed while nodding towards an empty chair, “I like to speak to each new inmate personally before releasing them into the general prison population!” “My name is Hannah Oldman,” she continued, “and I’ve been warden here for over six years, your file says that you were sentenced to three years for drug possession, which is a very serious crime!!!” “You have broken society’s rules,” she went on, “and now it is up to me to see that the taxpayers of this state get their money’s worth while we try and rehabilitate you!!!” “If you follow the rules and do as you’re told,” the warden added, “your stay will be as pleasant as possible considering the circumstances!!!” “If you ever have any trouble,” she said, “my door is always open, good luck, and good bye!!!”
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It finally hit her when the cell door slid shut behind her, she was in prison!!! She lay down on the lower bunk and silently cried herself to sleep! She had no idea of how much time had passed, but the next thing she remembered was being roughly awakened by someone grabbing a handful of her hair and jerking her off the bunk and onto the floor!!! “You fucking little cunt,” a harsh feminine voice spat, “you’re on my fucking bunk, I don’t ever wanna catch you on my bunk again, got it!!!” Stunned by the unexpected assault, it took Beth a few seconds to gather her bearings, but when she did, her eyes focused on a husky white female with a nasty look on her face!!! The only time you can be on my bunk is when I’m fucking you or you’re eating my pussy,” she added!!! A look of horror must have passed over her face, because her new cell mate simply laughed and stated it matter of factly, “Don’t even try to fight me honey, or I’ll kick the shit out of you!!!” “What’s your name, cunt,” the old bitch asked?!? In a frightened small voice she replied, “Beth!” “I don’t know if I like that or not, I might just call you young cunt instead, how would you like that,” the bitch asked!?! Tears began to well up in her eyes, but she received no sympathy from her cell mate who said, “Quit your fucking crying, Beth, you gotta play along to get along, and by the way you can call me Mac!!!”
We all do it, masturbate that is, every day for some, once a month for others, but a recent poll said that 90% of all the women in the U.S. masturbate and the other 10% are liars! Now, being a very liberated lady of the 90′s, I admit to having an on going love affair with the middle finger on my right hand, but unlike the very unpredictable male, my trusty middle digit is always ready, it’s never tired, it never wants to talk when it’s over, and best of all, it doesn’t think of me as a slut, or at least I think it doesn’t! I’m thirty two years old now but I still manage to get off with my own hand at least once or twice a week, that’s fourteen years of pleasuring myself when I felt the need arising! What was strange about this very natural phenomena was how I learned to do it, or should I say who taught me how to do it. Back in 1980 I was just an innocent girl of eighteen and my sexuality was just beginning to emerge, like most girls my age, no one had ever taken the time to explain anything about the feelings that were racing through my body. The only person I could talk to was my best friend Nancy, and we told each other everything! You could just about be sure that if Nancy was around, Valerie couldn’t be far away!
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“Hey Val,” Nancy whispered, “I found some of my dad’s magazines in the basement last night, you gotta come over after school and see them, they show everything!!!” “Really,” asked Val, “everything!?!” “Everything,” Nancy shot back, “meet you at my place at about four o’clock, nobody’s gonna be home then!” For the rest of the day Val thought about the magazines in Nancy’s basement, finally she would get to see what all the fuss was about! So far she had heard some pretty wild stories, some of them totally unbelievable, well at least she hoped so, but anyway, today would be the day she found out for herself, she could hardly wait!!!
“We have a lot of work to do if you’re going to finish this project by Friday,” Miss Haller said while reviewing Dani’s notes, “drop by my apartment this evening around seven, I think with a little concentrated effort we can get most of this organized and ready to be typed!!!” Dani nodded in agreement with her teacher, and after writing down Miss Haller’s address, she headed off to her next class!!!
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Later that evening Dani scanned the array of doorbells by the front entrance of Miss Haller’s building, and after locating her name, she pushed the button and was immediately buzzed in!!! “Did you have any trouble finding the place,” her teacher asked after letting her inside of her flat, “I don’t believe you’ve ever been here before have you!?!” “Uh, no I haven’t,” Dani replied a bit nervously, “but your directions were perfect, I didn’t have even a whit of trouble finding your building!!!” “Good,” Miss Haller replied, “how about a soft drink before we get started!?!” “Sure, that would be nice,” Dani replied, “make it a diet, I’m trying to lose a little weight!!!” Miss Haller returned from the kitchen with a bottle and several glasses of ice and asked, “Why on earth are you trying to lose weight, child, I think your figure is absolutely perfect!?!” “Thank you, Miss Haller,” Dani replied red faced, “lately I’ve put on a few pounds and I just don’t want to let it get out of hand, that’s all!!!” Dani didn’t understand how they got started on this topic, but her teacher pressed on, “How tall are you, dear, about five five!?!” “Uh, yes,” Dani replied softly, “that’s about right!!!” “And from the looks of you,” Miss Haller continued, “I’d guess you weighed in at about one hundred ten pounds, give or take!!!” “Well, that’s pretty close,” Dani answered quickly, “this morning I tipped the scales at one thirteen!!!” Miss Haller nodded her head in agreement, and then, out of the blue she opined, “I have a splendid idea, come into my bedroom, I have some lingerie that I’ve long since out grown that might just fit you live a glove!!!”
